Posted By Veiled Muslimah on/at 6/09/2008 10:28:00 PM

Assalāmualaykum wa rahmatullāhi Wabarakath,

There was a post on MuslimMatters sometime back which I found very humorous. It was titled, 'A Wife is A Wife, no matter who you are'.


Some of the captions people gave for the picture were hillarious and exceptionally funny.

i think he asked her whats wrong, and she said you should already know


Lioness: Can you hear anything?

Lion: Hold on, I’m trying to make out what they’re saying! Something about a transfer to San Diego???

Lioness
: Those blasted humans! Next time they come bring us food I’m gonna have them for lunch!

He should just say, “I’m sorry honey!“.


WHAT DO YOU MEAN SECOND WIFE?????????????


Lioness: I want to go to an AlMaghrib course, i want to go, YOU PROMISED MISTER! Grrrrrrr

Lion: I know honey, but i..i..i..ummm….c..c..can..t…can i have my keys please.

Lioness: *twinkle in the eye* you need your keys eh? hahahaha

Lion: uh oh

yes, yes, darling, you haven’t gained a pound and that new hide looks just perfect.


Lioness: I’ll repeat the question again: do I look fat?!

Lion: Well..

Go sit in the corner and stay there until you’re ready to apologize.


Yeesh, all I said was it could use a little more salt.”


Lion: I just wanted to go hang out with the boys! Take it easy honey!

Lioness: take it easy?! TAKE… IT…. EASY?!?! I’ll show you EASY! RAAWWRRRR

Lion: ahh..**whimpers** please please i’m soorryyy! I won’t do it again!! **backs into a corner*

*

READ MY JAWS! Not another wiFe!


Lion: Oh wheres the watch i bought you ….i see our not wearing it???

Lioness: You have never bought me a watch……..

Lion: Oh ummmm……i bought it for my other wife ….ummm……so anyways…………

Lioness………..WHAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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6 comments:

Habayeb said...

LOL!!!!!!

Sairah said...

LOL, quite humorous. =) The lion really looks like he's bracing for the blow. XD

Umm Yusuf said...

i love it ! lol

UmmBlog said...

ROFL! hahaha! Hilarioussss!! LOL

Veiled Muslimah said...

Assalam 'Alaykum,

Yeah, absolutely hillarious. I found it really funny, lol.

infoguide said...

Thats very funny ... :-0 :-0 :-0 :-0

Maryam

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