Assalāmu ‘alaykum wa rahmatullāhi Wabarakath,
There was a post on MuslimMatters sometime back which I found very humorous. It was titled, 'A Wife is A Wife, no matter who you are'.
Some of the captions people gave for the picture were hillarious and exceptionally funny.
i think he asked her whats wrong, and she said you should already know
Lioness: Can you hear anything?
Lion: Hold on, I’m trying to make out what they’re saying! Something about a transfer to San Diego???
Lioness: Those blasted humans! Next time they come bring us food I’m gonna have them for lunch!
He should just say, “I’m sorry honey!“.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SECOND WIFE?????????????
Lioness: I want to go to an AlMaghrib course, i want to go, YOU PROMISED MISTER! Grrrrrrr
Lion: I know honey, but i..i..i..ummm….c..c..can..t…can i have my keys please.
Lioness: *twinkle in the eye* you need your keys eh? hahahaha
Lion: uh oh
yes, yes, darling, you haven’t gained a pound and that new hide looks just perfect.